Fw: Salary

Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha "Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss
bhej raha hoon".

Wife ne jawab diya Aap key salary ke badle 100 kiss milay:

Hisaab bhej rahi hoon -

Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya,
Bijli waale ko 7 deni padi.
Subjiwala 7 mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni padi.
Kiranewala sirf kiss se nahin mana - usko aur kuch bhi diya.
Makaan malik to roj 6 -7 ley jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna, mere paas abhi lagbhag 35 aur hai.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega.