Monday, June 2, 2008
Fw: OYE!!!!! BALE BALE!!!!!!!
A sardar invested 20 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Loss. Do uknow what the business was? . . .. .. . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeralfunction, suddenly all relatives beat him why? . .. . . . . . . . He said" SMILE PLEASE"
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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on thebranch regularly. A man asks why he does this. . . . . . Sardar : "I'vebeen promoted as branch manager."
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................WHY? . . Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be Light"
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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF -. . .. . . . I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MYKIDNEY....
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why?. . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking ????
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricketmatch. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.. . . He wrote "DUE TORAIN, NO MATCH !_______________________________________________
Postman :- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet . .Sardar :- Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says : Drink quickly.Wife asks : Why ?Sardar says : Hot coffee Rs. 5 and cold coffee Rs. 10 !!!!_____________________________________________
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.Man says : CHIN YU YAN & dies.Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.. It is "U RSTANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.His wife asked : What you are doing ?He said : I'm seeing how I look while sleeping.
Fw: Why Men Lie...
Why Men LieOne day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a treeabove a river,his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared andasked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has falleninto water, and he needed the axe to make his living.The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.The woodcutter replied, "No."The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.The woodcutter replied, "Yes."The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes tokeep, and the woodcutter went home happy.Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along theriverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lordagain appeared and askedhim, "Why are you crying?""Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez."Is this your wife?" the Lord asked."Yes," cried the woodcutter.The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.You see,if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up withCatherine Zeta-Jones.Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come upwith my wife.Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, soTHAT'S why I said yes toJennifer Lopez."The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good andhonourable reason, and for the benefit of others.That's our story, and we're sticking to it! -
"WE HONOURABLE MEN!!!!!!"..
