Fw: OYE!!!!! BALE BALE!!!!!!!

A sardar invested 20 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Loss. Do uknow what the business was? . . .. .. . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeralfunction, suddenly all relatives beat him why? . .. . . . . . . . He said" SMILE PLEASE"
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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on thebranch regularly. A man asks why he does this. . . . . . Sardar : "I'vebeen promoted as branch manager."

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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................WHY? . . Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be Light"

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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF -. . .. . . . I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MYKIDNEY....

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why?. . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking ????
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricketmatch. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.. . . He wrote "DUE TORAIN, NO MATCH !_______________________________________________

Postman :- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet . .Sardar :- Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says : Drink quickly.Wife asks : Why ?Sardar says : Hot coffee Rs. 5 and cold coffee Rs. 10 !!!!_____________________________________________

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.Man says : CHIN YU YAN & dies.Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.. It is "U RSTANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.His wife asked : What you are doing ?He said : I'm seeing how I look while sleeping.