Fw: Ehsaan Khureshi

Ek din, main Delhipahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha. Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho."

Mainekhud hi rasta dhundh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha: "Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?" Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."

Taxi chod, mainebus pakad li, Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?" Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai." Mainekaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe hai!" Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."

Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya. Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, satvi manzil pe." Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?" Room pahucha, waiter se kaha: "Ek paani ka gilas milega?" Usne jawab diya: "Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanch ke milte hain."

Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek sahab se pooncha: "Janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?" Janab hans kar bole: "Peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, Yahi padi hai... kahin nahin jaati."

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada, Usne poocha: "Kaise aana hua?" Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi, Mainebhi jawab diya: "Train se."

Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha: "Areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, Uuse kuch taja taja khilao." Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye. Kaha: "Taji hawa kha lijiye."

Dost ne phir se baday pyar se biwi se kaha: "Areeee sunti ho, inhe jara apna chalis saal purana aachar to dikhana." Bhabiji ek baatli me rakha aachar le aayi. Mainebhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha: "Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi?" Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: "Yuhi agar sab ko chakhati To aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota?"

Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne potey ko sula rah thi, Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi: "Diploma so ja, diploma so ja." Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha: "Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?" Dost ne jawab diya: "Mere grandson ka naam, Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye Aur saath mein ise le aayi, Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh diya." Phir mainepooncha: "Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?" Dost ne jawab diya: "Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye."

Fw: OYE!!!!! BALE BALE!!!!!!!

A sardar invested 20 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Loss. Do uknow what the business was? . . .. .. . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeralfunction, suddenly all relatives beat him why? . .. . . . . . . . He said" SMILE PLEASE"
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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on thebranch regularly. A man asks why he does this. . . . . . Sardar : "I'vebeen promoted as branch manager."

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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................WHY? . . Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be Light"

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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF -. . .. . . . I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MYKIDNEY....

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why?. . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking ????
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricketmatch. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.. . . He wrote "DUE TORAIN, NO MATCH !_______________________________________________

Postman :- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet . .Sardar :- Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says : Drink quickly.Wife asks : Why ?Sardar says : Hot coffee Rs. 5 and cold coffee Rs. 10 !!!!_____________________________________________

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.Man says : CHIN YU YAN & dies.Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.. It is "U RSTANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.His wife asked : What you are doing ?He said : I'm seeing how I look while sleeping.