Monday, May 19, 2008

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
-- Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
- Patrick Murra

It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Fw: [funonthenet] Frustrating Drink - Good One

Fw: Dare!!! .... tnx ddr

Fw: Happy Janmashtami

Fw: DREAMS AND REALITY!!!!!!

Fw: UNBELIEVABLE MATH PROBLEM.. tnx GD

UNBELIEVABLE MATH PROBLEM (actually u can believe it cause its possible)

Here is a math trick so unbelievable

1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your
head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area
code) (only the 7-digit number)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the number? dummy it is your tel num.

Fw: Have a lovely day

Fw: Taiwan Girls - careful

For you women lovers!!!!! this is a mail from Taiwan....

18+.........Be careful

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Fw: How much u will spent for sex?xxx??

This is a nice ppt, interactive one.. You can download it from the link below..(Avast anti virus scanned)

http://www.filefactory.com/file/1d24b6

Fw: [pg_ves] Fwd: Must read for all who know Hindi.................

Fw: Happy Rakshabandhan ;-)

Hi Bhaiya,

Rakhi courier se bhej di hai. Kuch din mein pahuch jayegi.

Mera mail account band ho gaya hai, isliye apke JIJAJI ke Mail Account se
mail kar rahi hun.

Tumhari Bahen,

AISHWARYA,

Mumbai.

Fw: THE DAY YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR......!!!

We wait for Friendship Day
We Wait for Valentines Day
We wait for friday
We wait for a Holiday

We hate Monday

But we are supposed to wait for one Monday in this year not just it is a Holiday………

It is

INDEPENDENCE DAY

I had received this email on the 16th of Aug 2005, too late though..

Fw: SUCHANA

Agar aap bus,train,plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe hon aur kisi
mahila/ladki ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu
dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.Ye vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara
se laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.

Bharat Sarkar dwara purush hit me Jaari.
Aapki suraksha aapke haath me

Fw: Salary

Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha "Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss
bhej raha hoon".

Wife ne jawab diya Aap key salary ke badle 100 kiss milay:

Hisaab bhej rahi hoon -

Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya,
Bijli waale ko 7 deni padi.
Subjiwala 7 mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni padi.
Kiranewala sirf kiss se nahin mana - usko aur kuch bhi diya.
Makaan malik to roj 6 -7 ley jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna, mere paas abhi lagbhag 35 aur hai.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Fw: Can u guess which festival this is???????

You might have said: Krishna Janmastmi. Wrong

Scroll down for answer

Very famous Indian Festival “Dahi Hundi” or “Govinda” or "Janmastmi"celebrated mostly in the western part of India. The festival is iconic and has bought Mumbai in the global map.. The image shown tries to show a funny teaser of the festival.. Govinda Aala re Aala

FW.....hai everybody -FORWARD THIS MAIL

This was the first “FORWARD” email that I received.. Unfortunately this one was by an educated cousin of mine. The email was about a new born, suffering from brain cancer and luring people with 5 cents to read the email….

Does it sound sensible to YOU???????????????

Junk…. Forwarded….FYI……

"FW................."

This word sounds familiar to you right????

Absolutely!!!!! Well we all get junk emails, emails forwarded by our friends, colleagues, mates and all those people globally. Some senders are know some are unknown some friends some foes…. Most of these emails are genuine but many of them have some illegitimate mind working behind it. On this blog, I am going to give a modest attempt to put online all the forwarded emails which have landed in my inbox with may be good or bad intension and also review them if the content is worth to be believed or no…Also would appreciate your forwarded emails and comments/reviews tooo!!!!

Now no need to read all all those emails which say forward, have attachments and your ant-virus suddenly shoutssss “VIRUS DETECTED”… this place is gonna be the right place to view all the PASSING-THE-PARCEL emails.. My dedicated and sincere effort to get in place all those forwarded emails..

Please don’t mind the content for this site as its all going to be just a copy paste of contents from all creative people around the world..

So Happy Reading SAFE JUNK.........

Fw: emails? Read em HERE. No virus No forward to people No threats

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